I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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