I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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