Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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