All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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