Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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