I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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