Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
This house was built for laser tag.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
