I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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