There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
