Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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