I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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