Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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