On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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