Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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