D3 body, D1 cock
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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