I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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