Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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