All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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