Kiss
Puke
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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