pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I think people are normalizing furries
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