Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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