people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
