Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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