Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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