You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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