Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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