I hate your face
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
