Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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