Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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