Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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