The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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