Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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