That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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