Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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