we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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