Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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