I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Your tits are I can't wait for
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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