Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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