the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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