In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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