Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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