So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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