Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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