so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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