Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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