Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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