My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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