He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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