Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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