when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize