Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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