I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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