Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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