my room smells like sperm. sweet.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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