hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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